Would you pet a raccoon? Would you pet it and swoon? Would you pet it with a hat? Would you pet it like a cat?
It would be a boon to pet a raccoon. Maybe late in June, while under a full moon. I’d play a cracking tune - maybe even croon. I’d feed it bits of prune lovingly from a spoon, and still be there at noon. People would think I’m a loon, but I don’t care.