I agree. In the UK, they're the only ones who will actually knock on your door to try to recruit you. If it's Mormons, it'll be the two young men in suits (Although I haven't seen Mormons for a long time, now that I think of it.). If its the Jehovah's, it'll be one young person and one old person of the same gender. (I can spot god-botherers at a hundred yards!) If I see them going around I won't answer the door. You also see them standing in town centres where they might approach people walking by. I get approached A LOT. I obviously scream "godless heathen". I'm sure it was a Mormon leader who said something like, "Scotland is a dark land full of homosexuals." a few years ago because he'd seen pictures of men wearing kilts - kilts=skirts therefore they must be gay and gay is bad and they need god in their lives and we're just the people to put god in their lives!

I was on a bus in Edinburgh once and a young man in a suit got on. He spotted another young man in a suit and sat beside him - they can obviously spot each other at a hundred yards! They started speaking about their respective pastors, then they went on to speak about the local food. One said incredulously, "They put butter on their sandwiches!" which I almost laughed out loud at. Then one asked, "Have you tried haggis? It's just like sausage!" and I thought, "If you like sheep's lungs and oatmeal in your sausages, then yes?!?!"