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@Penelope
Penelope · 9 answers · 3mo

Two people meet at a funeral. It's love at first sight. They get separated before they get the chance to exchange contact details. Two weeks later, one of them murders the other one's uncle. Why?

A dastardly plot to ensure they meet again? But then like if you know who their uncle is to murder them, then maybe just ask the uncle to hook a brother up? If he says no THEN you can murder him, man I wish some lady would dome a MFer just to get with me 😭 Anyway that's all I got, is there some other logic to this?

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 3mo

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