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Penelope · 9 answers · 4mo

Two people meet at a funeral. It's love at first sight. They get separated before they get the chance to exchange contact details. Two weeks later, one of them murders the other one's uncle. Why?

So they can meet again at the next funeral. But how did they know who the other's uncle was? Okay I give up. Wait...they could have just killed the brother of the person whose funeral it was, or son or father or whatever, figuring they'd be close enough to the other person that they'd come.

A dastardly plot to ensure they meet again? But then like if you know who their uncle is to murder them, then maybe just ask the uncle to hook a brother up? If he says no THEN you can murder him, man I wish some lady would dome a MFer just to get with me 😭 Anyway that's all I got, is there some other logic to this?

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