i'd have to write out my entire dna sequence

tbh i dont think the char limit would allow that, my bio has already reached that (and thats for the fedi online part of me only lol) :3
maybe ill shorten it to just 'silly goober on the internets :3'

"No" - Person in this picture

The fact that ive spent 4days mulling over how to condense my disperate pieces of self together probably is instructive itself as an answer

I am as you have seen me

a woozy cat

awkward pink haired goober

i'm composed of ascii characters so no alt text needed :3

nothing :3

a Lian admirer~

An adult AMAB sitting quite camply. He as thinning hair and painted nails. He's kind of cute depending on how you look at him, but he seems tired.

post this eel!!!

Oh goodness. [sweats] Um...
A mess of a human being who can't decide exactly who they are. They have short purple hair, glasses, and are a little on the chubby side. They're taller than average, but not super-tall. Their default expression has been classified by others in the past as "resting bitch face," but they strive to show others a smile as often as they can. They pretty much live in pajamas, but on the rare occasions they leave the house, they like to wear fun t-shirts or alternative fashion.

Warning: by visiting this site you will meet autistic fucks in your area that want to rip the flesh from your bones to the tune of despacito, serious signups only.

estrogenless loser with no fucks given and swagging hard either way

an eepy bitchboy who is going to bed in 2.8 minutes