Nope

Not really tbh. It's not disgusting to me, but if I wanted to eat something that is basically just a socially acceptable vehicle for a block of cream cheese I'd rather it be in crab rangoon, or something like that.

Yessssssss key lime, blueberry, caramel, omg just give me any kind haha

Yes

Nope

Yes, especially the crust.

I love it

No.