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Oliver Coulson
WatergateScandal

If you think your life is meaningless, perhaps your sole presence means everything to someone, or your pet.

Birmingham, UK.
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I don’t bark, I don’t bite, I debate.

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Anonymous Sender · 3mo

What is the worst thing about your country?

An average person knows 20.000-35.000 words. My brain knows 40.000, but it’s still too few to explain the worst thing about this country.

Anonymous Sender · 8mo

Udah coba untuk nonton film yang sedih sedih banget belum? [https://twitter.com/Waatergate/status/1761845181014524179?t=rzu-t2mtCz9EhqmSMeilaw&s=19]

Saya rasa saya emang bukan pribadi yang gampang nangis mau keadaannya semenyakitkan gimana pun.

Btw, maaf ya baru sempat balas sekarang.

Anonymous Sender · 7mo

Berapakah kapasitas otakmu sebenarnya? 😲

Gladys Hellena · 5mo

Kk cepat kasih tau snack favorit kk

Apa pun yang gak ada manis-manisnya. Biskuit pun belinya cuma yang basic banget kayak Regal. Kebetulan sekarang lagi ngurangin konsumsi gula, kalau beli minuman pun request slight sugar.

Takut cuci darah padahal umur baru 24.

Gladys Hellena · 7mo

Kk OLIP! CEPAT kasih tau AKU menu di nasi padang kebanggaanmu di piring itu yummm :D

Gladys Hellena · 8mo

Cheesecake or chocolate cake?

Cheese cake. Are you throwing this question because you’re going to send me a cake on my birthday?

Anonymous Sender · 9mo

Kak… materi yang kamu tulis vibes-bya kayak anak psikologi…. Oh, iya, aku semoat baca juga KAKAKNYA JAGO MICROSOFT EXCEL sedangkan aku sangat gaptek… ini serius minta tolong, apa boleh aku belajar excel dari kakaknya…?

Masa sih? Kemarin dikira anak ilmu ekonomi, terus dikira anak FISIPOL, terus dikira anak rohis, terus sekarang dibilang kayak anak psikologi. Jadi krisis identitas deh. 🧍🏻

Perihal Excel, ini jujur aja ya, saya tuh nggak jago Excel. Pertama kali belajar (lagi) tuh ya pas bikin inovasi itu aja. Belajarnya gimana? Dengan cari tutorial pake bahasa Inggris di Google sama Youtube. 👍🏻

Anonymous Sender · 9mo
Anonymous Sender · 9mo

It seems like your attachment style has answered your confusion about your push and pull tendencies to the people who came after that “devastating moment”. Don't you think so, buddy?

Tell me, how are you so good at analyzing my feelings?

Yes, you’re correct. I’m longing for intimacy so bad, but I’m also a weak fighter. My past relationships (plus how I perceive my own parents’ marriage) were draining to the point I’m now easy to lose the war. It’s barely “the first crack in the glass” and I gave up already. Now you may think I’m a confusing person and I must admit that I’m confusing and it’s not easy to read me.

Anonymous Sender · 9mo

Hello. I think I saw your tweet about Jiemi Ardian (which I can't find it now), but there's the word "qualified" there. If that's indeed your post, may I know what qualified means here? Please ignore this message if it's not your post or you don't wish to reply. Thank you in advance

Anonymous Sender · 9mo

I’m curious, what are the qualifications to be your crush? Mind to share it? Just in case…

Anonymous Sender · 9mo
Anonymous Sender · 9mo

Eyyy, 3 hours is too long when it doesn't make any difference whether my answer is right or wrong, but it's a good spirit to work harder, Sir. So my answer is, I think you are single. Someone who's in a relationship prefers quality time with their partner rather than working, working and working. Especially when you said you already have a lot of money. Also those who are in a relationships tend to be softer, while your personal posts are more fierce. So, am I right or am I right?

And what if I’m a low-maintenance partner in a relationship where I don’t find it energizing or boosting to be with my partner most of the time? And, uh, I’m an INTJ-A, thus I can be soft and can be fierce depending on the situarion. I criticized my exes a lot that led to our breakup last year and now I’m still struggling to reconstruct my mind that, after all, I still deserve to set higher standards other than finding someone who’s just honest and don’t care about their flaws.

Your analyzing skill to connect the dots by mixing the pattern of my posts and your assumptions is undeniably amazing, but still can’t see through me. 😈😈😈

Anonymous Sender · 9mo

Hello, may I know if you're currently in rls with someone or not?

Judging by my personal posts, do you think I’m currently in relationship? If your guess is right, I’ll work harder tomorrow, but if it’s wrong, I’ll still work harder. I’ll give you 3 hours to think of the best answer and come here again. 😈

Anonymous Sender · 9mo

I know this is kinda crazy to ask but what kinda job you’re doing that you earned that much in just a year? But it’s okay if you don’t wanna answer 🫣

A risky and confidential one where it may invite so many influential people to intervene.

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