Being “stuck in traffic” should mean you’re suffering from constipation.

I'd rename 'karen' although technically not a "word" yet. I would want to see which name people would choose to trash next.

I once saw a picture of a heavy-set older man with a ton of gray hair on his back. When I showed it to my daughter she exclaimed that he looked like a moldy strawberry,

"Ring". It would then mean "call"

I think the word terrific should be a synonym for terrible