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you're great and I'm super glad to know you oomfie! <3
i'm not praising gooners when its pandering just to straight incels who hate seeing women enjoy male characters. won't someone let the str8 men be horny???
The parallels of W/N are more with Arlecchino and Lyney to be honest, as this anon already pointed out: https://x.com/varunasmercy/status/1799774667777220608
as much as I love furi begging nuev to get her pregnant back to back to back etc. I also love oblivious furi wondering why she's already pregnant again "I thought we were careful" shes not complaining tho, meanwhile nuev is increasing fertility. The god of life WILL have a battalion of children. pregnant furina, its what she deserves 😌
Furi's favorite salon member being surindente chevalmarin is a popular hc. However I think that she gives chevelmarin extra headpats to bribe her to let her use extra funds when she already have used up her allowance that week. I hc mademoiselle crabelleta to be her favorite since in the story book that is what she was based on in addition they can share braincells. And of course gentilhomme usher keeps the group organized.
Would it be controversial to say that W*ro and N*uv are genderbent Cloud Retainer and Shenhe because it genuinely feels like they are atp. I genuinely didnt even see them as father and son because they only interacted on one instance when he was child but S*gewinne’s story confirmed that he has indeed been looking out for him when he was a child in prison but they only get a pass cuz yaoi.
Hmm I don't think thats a 100% fair comparison.
The difference there is CR genuinely did raise Shenhe and explicitly considers Shenhe her daughter. Neuvillette doesn't treat Wrio like that, and I think, as much as I find it funny to say they're father-son coded because of how much bullshit Nvfrs have to deal with, if they genuinely were meant to be read like that, Neuvillette would've already called Wrio his son, or something close to it. Genshin isn't subtle with stuff like that.
What makes it all so funny to me is their dynamic is now, even more so then in 4.1, canonically "problematic" lol. Neuv has been gently watching over Wrio his entire life. He didn't raise Wrio and likely didn't see him in person after the trial, but Sige has been sending facebook updates for years. If you wanna ship them, you have to grapple with the fact Neuv likely knows when Wrio starting growing taller. That a lot of Neuv affection for Wrio stems from the fact he's known Wrio since he was, like, 13 lol
why is neuvilotters a permanent fixture on genshin twitter now can they fuck off
I hate Arlecchino now I didn't want another fucking uwu girl
I disliked Arle a lot at first because I find her fans annoying and cuz 4.x pissed me off a lot with its taking objectively evil actions or behaviours and presenting them as morally grey or even morally good (like starving prisoners so they'll be forced to work, lol). Arle falls into that category and it annoyed me so much how she was pushed as super cool and scary, when she reads to me as an edgy "welcome to my twisted mind" oc
however
I've started to enjoy Arle as a freaky virginal weirdo whose trapped within her facade and can't escape it no matter what she does. I like the idea that she genuinely wants to make up to Furina but she's such a fucking weird ass that she can't convey herself in a way that doesn't terrify Furina into hitting her with a broom. She's a lot funnier that way.
I lovingly call scar "onigiri" and "coin slot" due to that abhorrent grey/black strip on his crotch. what is it there for???
ITS SO FUCKING WEIRD????????????????
I find it genuinely distracting in cutscenes cuz they modelled C R E A S E S and im just staring at him like. is that your dick? is that a pussy? why is it modelled? why is there a zipper? i just cant imagine the thought process behind his design. like, how else am i supposed to read it except he undoes the zipper and gets his cock/pussy/combo out to fuck???
When you say increasingly, do you mean interestingly? /g i'm just genuinely confused everytime you say it 😭 like is it a way to use that word or not...
this made me physically stop and wonder if "increasingly" wasn't a real word BUT IT IS !!!!
Increase > increasing > increasingly. Its a way of saying "more and more I think [x]." "Increasingly" in this context means my belief is getting larger and thus more signifiant/fully formed. Tho you could use it for anything thats increasing!
"Increasingly, it rains every day" is another way of saying "The amount of daily rain is increasing" or "It's raining everyday more frequently."
I hope this makes sense!
I think it's absurd that people are upset at the NYC woman showing off her breasts the NYC Dublin portal however barely anyone talks about the Irish man revealing his genitals as retaliation for the NYC woman.
IS THAT REAL? [looks it up] All I can find is someone apparently showed a picture of a dick, but thats still bad oof
Really the ppl im rolling my eyes at are the ones who believe in free the nipple but also think a woman lifting her shirt is inherently sexual. Like, you can't have it both ways, right? You understand that if a woman goes outside without a bra or shirt on, her tits are gonna bounce about? I have fairly fat tits. They bounce when I walk down the stairs. They are sacks of fat. Puritanical leftists annoy me so fucking much lol
black swan and acheron weren't "girls being cute" and you missed all the incels raging about that ship and calling it abuse. you only pay attention when it's m/f and you pretend fandom is never homophobic about f/f because that's your bubble.
me: hyv, fandom, incels etc are deeply homophobic
you: you act like fandom is never homophobic
??????
also lol at saying INCELS were calling it abusive? INCELS werent calling it abusive, ppl who dislike a ship arent incels by default lmfao? ppl were calling it abusive cuz the music video was a series of predators viciously staring apart helpless prey while black swan screamed and repeatedly tried to get away??
Deranged mind today, I think about a sleeping beauty au with non-con + watersports??. Sleeping Beauty being that after the prophecy furina falls into a deep sleep drained after her mission is over. Nuev keeping her in his bed using his powers to keep her from dehydration and starvation (immortality cause he still wants her to wake up). He can also empty her bladder into his mouth hehe. Eventually starts having sex with her and she gets pregnant (pregnant sex) this cycle of continues and 6 babies later she wakes its like 20 years post prophecy. Idk what happens after she wakes up i just want her pregnant 😩Deranged mind today, I think about a sleeping beauty au with non-con + watersports??. Sleeping Beauty being that after the prophecy furina falls into a deep sleep drained after her mission is over. Nuev keeping her in his bed using his powers to keep her from dehydration and starvation (immortality cause he still wants her to wake up). He can also empty her bladder into his mouth hehe. Eventually starts having sex with her and she gets pregnant (pregnant sex) this cycle of continues and 6 babies later she wakes its like 20 years post prophecy. Idk what happens after she wakes up i just want her pregnant 😩
fuck off with "yuri bait doesn't piss off incels" because they' rage out whenever a female character is called a lesbian. a woman not being available to be shipped with men is useless to you people because you can't project.
babe i know ur a troll and couldnt tell a lesbian from a dying turtle from the point im making there is that these companies are relying on the homophobic belief that queer relationships, in particular lesbian relationshios, aren't real and are inherently lesser to heterosexual ones. its why hyv has girls dressed like sexy barbie dolls dancing with each other, because expression of female queerness dont threaten homophobic men. its reduced to "girls being cute."
note, btw: the incels are raging AT queer fans. they are being abusive and homophobic towards queer fans. incels being violent towards real people is what makes them scary, you dumb fuck lol
also did you just imply im a heterosexual man? lmfao
slight mention of leaks//
I think its insane that some of the same people saying we need body diversity in genshin get upset when a new male character isn't skinny tall man, mostly cause they want all powerful people to be tall?? I mean thats what I read it as, people were upset at leaks saying pyro archon was slightly taller than furina only for two seconds later be confirmed to be Jean model height. Short people can't be powerful anymore I guess. I now the electro sovereign is nahida model height to upset them more idkidk it all feels gross
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