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Depraved Sinners · 27d
Aventurine abt to spend more time at the Express than his own home or even office... Avencae abt to be so annoying <3
Aventurine walking away from work and hanging around the bar and Caelus' room to the point where Caelus has to remind him that he has work to go back to and kicks him out
The only time Aventurine is allowed to visit is when he actually has a day off…don’t worry Aventurine…you’ll get the whole day to ravage Caelus as long as you want as long as you be a good boy and be patient
Depraved Sinners · 30d
When do you think was when Dan Heng fell for Caelus? I like to think that he definitely had an immediate crush on him from the moment he and March laid eyes on him at the Space Station, and the CPR scene gave him a free excuse to make a move.
There’s also the way he sounded so “proud” when mentioning his role as the train’s guard to Caelus, almost like he was flirting in his own dorky way; and the way he said “…I think you’re not bad yourself” to our little Stellaron boy… he was so hopelessly smitten with him I’m positive he was silently jumping up and down in his heart when Caelus decided to board the Express 🥹
Hmmmm, to me…I don’t think falling in love with Caelus was as instantaneous as most people headcanon?
I’m not sure how to word it properly but ever since Caelus has been traveling together, Dan Heng and Caelus had always been glued to the hip.
They’ve been together for so long and experienced so many new firsts together that it never really struck Dan Heng that he was in love with him until one day, he realizes “Oh…I can’t imagine a life without him. I want us to be by each other’s side, I want to travel the world with Caelus…”
Depraved Sinners · 29d
could I have a link to your harmony trailblazer analysis thread? I can't find it on your account
Depraved Sinners · 30d
Dan Heng canonically has no parents and SH Caelus is sex on legs so....
After that disastrous reveal and to make up past war crimes, Caelus took up a more parental/older role in the trio. Dan Heng, unused to being treated as someone younger, was unsure how to feel until he saw Caelus wipe out a horde of enemies with one hand with a gun while using the other to check on his and March's face.
It was after a couple of make up sex did Dan Heng call Caelus mommy. Amused and turned on, Caelus encourages Dan Heng to call him mommy, saying he will gladly become the mother of Dan Heng's kids, and to turn him into an actual mommy.
Not to judge you…but you really has a mommy kink 😭😭😭
I think it would be difficult for Caelus to break away from being the youngest member of the AE trio even with his memories back and would definitely laugh if Dan Heng called him mommy.
Like that’s no mother, back in his day, others would refer to him as their queen or god…Dan Heng needs to step up his game and give his god the respect and worship he deserves.
Dan Heng can only call Caelus mommy after he puts some eggs into Caelus, don’t want to let that dumb horny dragon to get too ahead of himself.
Depraved Sinners · 30d
Lol imagine if caelus at some point hated or greatly disliked dan heng due to how blade desribes dan heng.
Like if we get to play as sh caelus, one of his thoughts regarding dan heng would be "if it weren't for the script, i would've helped him kill you."
imagine the utter devastation dan heng feels if he were to discover this. so much worse if during the discovery, caelus hasn't recovered his memories yet.
I can imagine SH Caelus just resenting Dan Heng before he met him since he had only heard Blade’s side of things (which were terribly manipulated by Jingliu by redirecting Blade’s hatred to Dan Heng)
Which how much he had to witness Blade suffering from the weight of his anger and fury, he would definitely try to kill Dan Heng if it wasn’t for the script.
Would Dan Heng be devastated if he were to discover this..? I think he would blame himself so much more but at the same time he would try to explain his circumstances and that there were more sides to the story.
But imho, Caelus would be wary about Dan Heng but do his own research and investigations to see what actually had transpired…he wouldn’t really hate Dan Heng but he would think it’s unfair how Dan Heng gets to walk away while Blade is still stuck in the past.
Depraved Sinners · 28d
I’ll be answering retrospring questions on bsky as well so don’t worry about it!
I guess an average avencae date wouldn’t be spending luxuriously, they come off as a couple where Caelus has to teach Aventurine how to enjoy the more simpler things in life like maybe visiting a festival or walking down this somewhat busy amusement park of sorts!
They’ll definitely visit cute animal cafes to be heal by cute animals or they’ll stay at home cuddling under the sheets when it’s raining outside!
I think Aventurine is the type to be really stress about trying to pull off a perfect and fun date so Caelus won’t be bored while Caelus is just happy to do anything with Avenrurine.
Depraved Sinners · 28d
How do you think Caelus would get abundance path? :D
Depraved Sinners · 28d
despite how crazy he is sh caelus will always dive into the nearest trash can
Depraved Sinners · 28d
Violing ascension for Caelus next path we thrust
Depraved Sinners · 29d
I saw ur tweet abt the dan heng jacket n god im so sorry for ur loss
That’s so sweet of you to say. 😭
I’m just a bit sad because I was looking forward to wearing that Dan Heng jacket but it’s way too big for me.
I wish they had kept their fans who had smaller or slimmer bodies in mind because that jacket was not it. Imagine the amount of fangirls that would love to wear a boyfriend sweater / jacket of their favorite while looking super flattering in it
That jacket did not feel unisex in the slightest…it feels like it was designed with a man’s build in mind 😭
Depraved Sinners · 1mo
Ahh i love avencae, pls bless me with more of yr avencae sfw/nswf headcanons my liege
cracks fingers
Before they got together, when Aventurine goes in for a hug , he likes to nuzzle his face in Caelus’ exposed shoulders and neck…I mean he still does it but still…
Aventurine fusses over Caelus a lot and whether or not he’s aware of it is a different discussion and worries more about Caelus than himself
Aventurine replaced the watch he usually wears with the fake watch he bought from Caelus since it holds a lot of sentimental value to him
Caelus tries his best to save up money to try to get special gifts for Aventurine and loves to surprise him whenever he gets a chance because he likes how Aventurine smiles and laughs at his antics
Caelus likes nuzzling his face in Aventurine’s clothes because it’s really soft
For nsfw my mind is just empty because my head is filled with their sexual exploration being very consensual, communicative, and soft
They’re just lovey dovey with each other and the sheer amount of words of affirmation and love they express to each other… they both like to praise and be praised for doing so well in bed…though Aventurine likes to bully Caelus into the mattress and accidentally getting him cock drunk and obsessed
Depraved Sinners · 1mo
Even with his memories erased, I love the subleties of Caelus relationship between him and the Stellaron Hunters.
If you place 3 Kafka cat cakes, she would ask where is he (or her for Stelle) showing that despite the memory wipe, Kafka still left that much of an impact on him that she searches for him.
Wish that Stelle shows more of this (maybe in the next path or element), but Caelus copying Blade's and Firefly's movements shows that he trained with them or was partnered with them enough to follow their lead.
Even before meeting Silver Wolf, during his idle Caelus plays video games. He and Silver Wolf must have played enough times that he must have been playing games when on break or not too busy during a mission.
Each of the Stellaron Hunters left such a huge impact on him that I don't even blame them for being friendly or amicable with him because memory wiped or not, he was their teammate and friend in one way or another.
I….wait…if you put three Shader Cats next to each other they talk about how much they miss Caelus and Stelle??? How did I not know about this???? Gimme a few minutes I need to check this out?!?!
I’m a bit sad that Stelle’s battle movesets don’t reflect the Stellaron Hunters like Caelus does (I recall their being a thread of the similarities between how Firefly and Caelus fight and making my own thread on how Caelus mirrors Blade a lot)
I’m just sad at the the thought of Caelus being so close to the Stellaron Hunters and how much that him leaving and forgetting about them probably hit the members really hard….like Silverwolf sneaking on the train to hang out with Caelus while Firefly trying to desperately salvage and rebuild their friendship from the ground up 😭
Caelus was the glue that held them together and probably meant the world to them if they’re betting everything they have so Caelus would succeed and maybe survive after the war between Aeons and their factions.
Depraved Sinners · 1mo
Idk if youve seen the leaks regarding Mr Reca but
Mr Reca please do a homoerotic dance with Caelus and peer into his mind, only to become the prey as you watch upon the eldritch level of horrors and sufferings that Caelus went through.
I don’t really recall there being that much leaks about Reca…please catch me up to speed if I’m missing anything
Just only recall hearing theories that he might be either Dr.Primitive or a Cremator from the Garden of Recollection (or Memosnatcher) since he does burn memories / tapes in his light cone…
I really want to see him slowly seducing Caelus while hypnotizing him in a state where he can view into his memories
He might not be able to see Caelus past (as Black Swan implied that similar to March, someone permanently removed those memories and it can’t be recovered) but it would be infinitely hotter if he saw Caelus’ different close relationships with other people and decided to wipe those memories since Caelus doesn’t need anyone but Reca 🙏
Depraved Sinners · 1mo
skottcae is such a funny ship to me because regardless if its astral express caelus or stellaron hunter caelus, skott is gonna pass out after the first round
Depraved Sinners · 1mo
dan heng now has an excuse to call sh caelus mommy aeons bless him
SH Caelus mothered so hard I fear , he’s way too powerful…he must be stopped…no wonder the universe is out to kill SH Caelus…
Dan Heng would absolutely lose his mind just gazing upon SH Caelus…imagine him sitting on his knees while the slow and sensual click clacking of heels approaches him….