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masked fool · 3h

it’s been long since i did liyue’s aq but i genuinely cannot remember any reason that would justify xiao’s obsession with traveler. what did they do to completely rewire his brain? nothing. NOTHING. and don’t get me wrong i can’t stand traveler shilling anywhere, be it xiao or ayaka or lyney or citlali. it’s insufferable

masked fool · 3h

I don't even wanna be that person but its so sad that xiao/traveler is pushed so much when its doing the absolute worst for xiao's character and then on the other had we've got hu tao/xiao that could actually do so much to address his important themes in a way that isn't forced... what a shame

i don’t think xiao/trav is inherently harmful for his character development, but it’s definitely doing nothing for him 😅 even xiaoven makes more sense from a narrative perspective and that’s a ship i dislike. i just don’t understand why they’re pushing not only xiao but so many character to be enamored with trav as if it hasn’t been proven again and again that they would drop everything and everyone in an INSTANT to be reunited with their sibling

masked fool · 7h

tbh I don't really agree with your point about hu tao being lore-irrelevant because you can definitely be important in lore without being in an archon quest 😭 like what I mean is sure she's not main plot relevant but in worldbuilding and themes she most definitely is lore relevant

hmmm i see what you mean but also i believe wangsheng in general could be considered lore relevant in worldbuilding, not really hu tao herself 🤔 but its also true that she’s the current image of the parlour and the only director we know of, so… i do hope we get to know more of the old practices in this LR aaaaa

masked fool · 16h

Everyone talking so much about hu tao here is making me so happy like finally at least few people understand her beyond simple pranks and jokes

YES being a female character from the 1.x era is though but i’m glad hu tao is surviving both in game (still meta idgaf) and in fandom spaces, especially among people who see her as more than her silly pranks and off putting jokes 🥹 my baby…

masked fool · 16h

xiao/traveler is so heavily pushed by hyv its almost stupid because i couldn't care less about their dynamic. i truly don't get how they're so popular

oh buddy don’t even get me started lol i used to love xiao (still do) but now i start dreading the thought of him appearing in any event because you know he’s just gonna sniff the farts coming out of traveler’s ass. the poetry event was probably the worst one so far because they made traveler the most gary stu/mary sue they’ve ever been, and xiao was no better. truly a dynamic i hate— not even for the pairing itself but because i find traveler insufferable and awfully written lol

masked fool · 17h

I find it funny how people have tried to convince themselves that #that cop is somehow lore relevant. he says one sentence about remus, comes up with a stupid plan to save the fontainians on his stupid ass boat (mind you they'd have already dissolved had the prophecy gone exactly as narrated) and then does literally nothing

there’s nothing wrong in liking characters that add nothing to the narrative but insisting he’s oh so important to the point of comparing him to the actual archon and protagonist of the region— going as far to say he’s more competent than her is simply delusional cope and i want those people to stay far away from both me and the game they clearly don’t bother playing

masked fool · 17h

WHAT i didn’t know this omg that’s such great description ??? “too smart for her own good” is so real…

Strife · 19h

HC time: Fufu and Hu Tao went on a shopping spree in F0ntaine and bought that her clothes.

masked fool · 19h

people don't give hu tao enough credit for her intelligence like she's an actual prodigy and its clearly stated in character stories but everyone can't go beyond surface-level interpretations and still think she's got not emotional cognizance lmaooo

not only in character stories but in her own story quest, baizhu’s story quest, last year’s lantern rite… but lots of people love depicting her as an airhead lol

✩ ♬ ₊. 𝙳𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚜 𝐄υ𝖾𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗂α ⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ · 19h

Hi again. Did you see the scrapped Remuria weapon set leaks... they're so pretty. Never forgiving hoyo for not using them

HELLO yes i did!!! 😭 they were so pretty, especially the birdcage which would’ve also been a great fit for furina… i do like the current set tho, i just wish we had more weapons beside neuv&furi’s!!!!!!

masked fool · 19h

sumeru's aq was really good though. its the best one out of all aqs yet

oh yeah i agree that overall it was the best one!!! not to mention sumeru (along with inazuma) also had the best wqs so i will always hold it dear to my heart<3

masked fool · 20h

i've always thought that hu tao knows that zhongli is the geo archon and doesn't just think that he's an adeptus. probably only pretends she thinks he's an adeptus so she can tease him in public without making people speculate that rex lapis is alive. mostly because the wfp took responsibility of the fake corpse and since hu tao deals with resentment of gods/energy imbalances/death, she'd be the first one to recognise that the corpse was fake

i want to believe that as well but i think they simply decided to leave it as ambiguous as possible so they can fix it to their liking whenever it might be necessary… hu tao is very smart tho so i wouldn’t be surprised if she realized who he really is!!! she clocked neuvillette’s personality in five minutes jdndkd

masked fool · 20h

hu tao mention in zhongli birthday letter and art please god

something something director hu got me a fountain pen. director hu asked me to go buy tea leaves. director hu organized a birthday dinner. director hu—

masked fool · 20h

put hu tao baizhu xiao zhongli raiden and furina and one room and make them have existentialist discourse — put them in one room and everyone is coming out pregnant https://retrospring.net/@byakuyakoku/a/113698103051927947

anon's onto something... existentialist discourse with this set of characters would be interesting can they make it happen (they wouldn't)

would they allow raiden/ei to get more than her 3 minutes of fresh air i wonder

masked fool · 20h
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