probably the good one

The bad one. Drinking the good one first would mean ruining the good memory with the bad one.

bad one, so the good one leaves a nice after taste

The good one, and then the bad one

Hmm, I think I'd still enjoy the good one whilst it's still hot, and then shot the bad one once it's cooled. But I am not a coffee drinker myself.

ill just drink the good one, i dont have to do shit i dont like, im an adult now afterall

Put both down and go get my soda

don't think the drain cares which one goes first

do I really have to drink coffee? I'd donate both to the nearest person who actually likes coffee

assuming i have to drink them both i would do the good one first while it’s still hot and then slowly force myself to finish the bad one over time