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Imagine an expression of yourself, a character design if you will. What are some of the most notable features~?
The earfins
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Waff?
Saved all my currency for this moment! I've won the gacha and pulled you as one of my 5 star characters~! What mats do I need to farm to level you up~? :D
5 star? You ain't ready for that grind. I'm not in the gacha you see, I'm after multiple long term grinds that make 6* Eternal and 5* Evokers look easy by comparison.
You need to upgrade the summon by using it enough, uncap it by doing raids, burn so many high tier mats to uncap it, and once ITS done you have to do similar with a weapon.
Once you finish that grind you get me at a 4* cap but each uncap takes an average of 4 months to grind the timer down.
The 5* is sadistic and requires you to do in game therapy before you can even begin because the devs know how fucked up the process is.
On a scale of brood to yearn, how much would you like a hug rn~?
YEARN.
How powerful are you in your head space? Is it your final form? :o
Not as powerful as I COULD be but considering I could slurp up all the water on this wretched earth and dry out everything I'd say I'm pretty close
Lian?! But why?! I stand before you, ready to fite for reasons unknown. In the moments leading up to the initial clash how might you dissuade me from my course~?
With force, of course.
Don't worry, there will be aftercare~
Snackrifice~! You just got turned into a candy or dessert~! What would you be, is it a favorite of yours... Would you want to be eaten?... >.>
Chocolate covered cherry
Do not eat I will TF you into me wnd live on
I cast Haste on the router!! What arbitrary magic would you use to solve silly mundane things?
Depending on the magic system, cooking, cleaning, dressing oneself, bathing. The list goes on and on.
What potent potions~! You get to have a potion that instantly gives you mastery in something you haven't already trained. What flavor is it, what skill does it give you, and are there any side effects?
Music production (composition, arrangement, mixing, playing) and I become famous only yo withdraw and stsrt releasing under a pseudonym, and it becomes a cycle every few years when I just want peace.
Its fizzy with hints of fruit.
If you were given a chance to be an unskippable cutscene, what would you do an exposition about?
A 3 hour monologue about the horrors of capitalism and why we must tear it all down if we are to have any future
You just got home from a long day at work, and you find that food of some description has been prepared and waiting for you.
What would be the nicest thing to find waiting for you? Could be a dinner or dessert or anything else you could imagine.
Right now due my ongoing illness it'd be something simple like some steamed white rice or chicken n noodles. I've barely been able to stomach much else.
girls?
Yes.
If you were an enemy in an rpg, what loot would you drop upon being defeated? Also are you a recurring enemy, one time encounter, or do you simply respawn?
A bunch of water. One time encounter. Floods large portions of the world if you actually defeat me. Comes back as a more numerous but weaker random encounter later on. Hard mode toggle.
Gay
Aye that I am
Oh right, my errand... What were you in the middle of doing when you got hit by the Isekai Truck?
Crossing the street
Its alright tho I'll just be splatted for a bit before I reform and go rough up the driver for sucking at driving
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