Lian asked I cast Haste on the router!! What arbitrary…

That's actually probably what I'd use... my router at home is way too slow

ChloeCat · 26d

i cast infinite (or at least really long) battery time on all of my devices!! whooooooo

.katie caliber · 4mo

I want access to the Rod of Seasons so I can skip summer and get immediately to the three better seasons

Puniko · 5mo

anything that could get me out of traffic

claire · 5mo

Is there some spell to shave? Would use that daily

Melody · 5mo

telekinesis on the tv remote so i don't have to get up to get it

Jacky · 5mo

Depending on the magic system, cooking, cleaning, dressing oneself, bathing. The list goes on and on.

Cherry Coakes · 5mo

prestidigitation on my dishes... maybe thats too useful

EverBeyondReach · 5mo

i would cast time stop so i can read for as long as i liked and still be able to enjoy the day

mana · 5mo

Spell that removes body hair by magically giving it to someone else who actually wants it

i cast magic that every day makes 100 random dogs or cats worldwide speak for 24 hours. this magic would make it possible for these animals to speak to people (and they understand humans back too) but the animals are aware of all cameras, recorders and recording devices anywhere and they'd never speak in their presence or mention this fact to a human.

it "solves" two "problems" at once:
1. if you get chosen in the pet speaking roulette, you'll be finally able to talk to your pet for a day and a lot of people would probably like that.
2. random people would be losing their mind if they meet a dog that speaks but would never be able to prove it. 100 animals are chosen on purpose so it's enough to drive people insane but not enough where you can reliably prove that such thing happens and i think that would be pretty funny.