i wouldn't accept a duel but if i were pushed into a legitimate fight with you i would definitely win

the people who are watching

i think i'd win because my stick would be sharpened

Tbh I always lost these duels as a child, I can't imagine being much better at them these days

how tall are you. i think you give off short energy. tiny sort of creature energy. i could crush you under the heel of my boot

the military-industrial complex

I would give up after getting hit once because ow owie I'm sensitive

I mean we're a bit rusty but we Have trained in armed combat and martial arts.. I'd say we'd fair decently

woag big stick

not me tho

you probably

i would forfeit immediately because fighting is scary, so u would win,

bystanders

you probably, unless I pick up a rock

I would def lose but hey, cool stick

it would be mutually assured destruction

we either change our minds about the duel, or we both lose