Not at all. It will probably used as a bedtime story because it is so boring it will put you to sleep.

What makes you think I'm gonna write an autobiography

It was cancelled...

It's been out there but only a few have read it and even less found that worth mentioning. Maybe this is because it's separated in tiny stories and maybe too boring as it only covers the naughty parts of relationships....

Before I'm dead and it would be very controversial but I wouldn't use real names.

never, too many unverifiable claims and too many people who will lie and deny shit that happened and threaten to sue

Depends on what I include in it =)
But really I'll never be able to remember enough about my life to make an autobiography.