Your honor, my client made an oopsie

I need more details, I would prepare a customized defense based on the facts of the case, a good lawyer knows that every case is different and one size doesn't fit all

Dear Mr. Judge, your excellency, would you please consider my client to be one of the major party leaders just spending tax money in a casino and on sex workers. In that case the accusations were dismissed on the grounds of the superior character which also applies to my client here! Superior character your honour! In plain sight! - Thank you, your excellency, let's go Arthur, let's have a beer....

*Uses the Chewbacca defense*

No