Behold, a xerox machine.
It is calibrated to copy as many as 5 pages a minute.
When you copy something, everyone will know.

You have to copy something to pass.
What will you copy?

You know full well that if you are cold, they're cold....

but will you put them in your mouth?

fluffs your {tail/power cable/hair} >:3

what emotion is invoked when you read the following phrase:

"kio tumbling down the stairs"

hello little friendos in my phone

what chip are you chilling by today??

It's been two months since the sun has died.

rapid privitazation keeps you warm and working.
the only light you get is from halogen lights that you have to pay to use.

Since the sun died, it has not stopped raining.

Tell me, what is your day in the life?

QUICK
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU WERE HOLDING ONTO BEFORE YOUR PHONE, OR YOUR KEYBOARD AND MOUSE

i have a new keyboard!!! Do you like your keyboard?

what are your thoughts on community banners?

essentially, using ad slots not for ads, but instead to show off projects that other users are making.

What are your views on the Loblaws Boycott?
(for our noncanadian friends, Loblaws is a megabrand of different banner stores that offer the illusion of free choice. People have been attempting Boycotts since the beginning of may.)

Do you like this funny picture?
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huh?

interrupts you huh?
interupts you huh?

quick, you've been [surprise adoption'ed].
you are currently in [the back of a van].
what do you do?

What's your favorite paradox?

How would/do/have you cleaned your catfolk? (I use the washer and dryer, but sometimes if i'm in a hurry i use the microwave)