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I'd like to supply a piece of paper. Once again, there is nothing.

Uhm, I am just going to sit on the copy machine; n' XEROX my butt.

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Kio · 4 answers · 2mo

Behold, a xerox machine.
It is calibrated to copy as many as 5 pages a minute.
When you copy something, everyone will know.

You have to copy something to pass.
What will you copy?

Kio · 5 answers · 4mo

You know full well that if you are cold, they're cold....

but will you put them in your mouth?

Kio · 5 answers · 4mo

fluffs your {tail/power cable/hair} >:3

Kio · 7 answers · 6mo

what emotion is invoked when you read the following phrase:

"kio tumbling down the stairs"

Kio · 4 answers · 7mo

hello little friendos in my phone

what chip are you chilling by today??

Kio · 4 answers · 7mo

It's been two months since the sun has died.

rapid privitazation keeps you warm and working.
the only light you get is from halogen lights that you have to pay to use.

Since the sun died, it has not stopped raining.

Tell me, what is your day in the life?

Kio · 10 answers · 7mo

QUICK
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU WERE HOLDING ONTO BEFORE YOUR PHONE, OR YOUR KEYBOARD AND MOUSE

Kio · 6 answers · 7mo

i have a new keyboard!!! Do you like your keyboard?

Kio · 5 answers · 7mo

what are your thoughts on community banners?

essentially, using ad slots not for ads, but instead to show off projects that other users are making.

Kio · 3 answers · 7mo

What are your views on the Loblaws Boycott?
(for our noncanadian friends, Loblaws is a megabrand of different banner stores that offer the illusion of free choice. People have been attempting Boycotts since the beginning of may.)

Kio · 3 answers · 7mo

Do you like this funny picture?
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Kio · 4 answers · 8mo

huh?

interrupts you huh?
interupts you huh?

Kio · 8 answers · 8mo

quick, you've been [surprise adoption'ed].
you are currently in [the back of a van].
what do you do?

Kio · 4 answers · 1y

What's your favorite paradox?

Kio · 4 answers · 1y

How would/do/have you cleaned your catfolk? (I use the washer and dryer, but sometimes if i'm in a hurry i use the microwave)

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