Chunk, but that's in large part thanks to getting back into a drinking habit (fuckin empty calories). 2 + 3 = 5... so the 5th type is Chrunk? Dr. Chunk? Is there a hidden message in the two words? D(run)k c(hun)k. "Run, hun!" Were those the last two words I heard before an incident left me in a coma? Is that why the world is becoming increasingly bizarre - it's all a dream? Will I ever wake up? Find out in the next issue!