Hunk for sure

4, I have been in solitude all month.

Chunk

Probably a combination of 2 and 3. I've been grilling every weekend.

3 and a half😄

Chunk, but that's in large part thanks to getting back into a drinking habit (fuckin empty calories). 2 + 3 = 5... so the 5th type is Chrunk? Dr. Chunk? Is there a hidden message in the two words? D(run)k c(hun)k. "Run, hun!" Were those the last two words I heard before an incident left me in a coma? Is that why the world is becoming increasingly bizarre - it's all a dream? Will I ever wake up? Find out in the next issue!

I actually slimmed down during lockdown. Whereas my liver had some good training. No monk here though contacts were scarce.

5) None of the above

Um, I've bounced around all four of these at various points in life -I mean the hunk was a constant but still ... the lockdown didn't change anything really, the only thing I haven't been lately is a chunk, been keeping the weight down