Teo · 11 answers · 4y

On a typical day, how many times do you wash your hands?

Having hands was disgusting, and a hazard, no offense, so I had mine removed and replaced with two stainless steel bowls of matar paneer, which I can fling at people when they're getting too close to me, and snacc on throughout the day. Just put my mouth right on the bowls.

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