Teo · 12 answers · 4y

On a typical day, how many times do you wash your hands?

Having hands was disgusting, and a hazard, no offense, so I had mine removed and replaced with two stainless steel bowls of matar paneer, which I can fling at people when they're getting too close to me, and snacc on throughout the day. Just put my mouth right on the bowls.

Phew, I can only guess. Six to ten times usually but when handling "dirty" or "infectious" situations I think I might peak at sixteen?

These days it's usually 10+ times. There is also this hand sanitizer that I sometimes use.

I don't want to give you a 'I've lost count' so lets say 6 times for toilet time, 3 times for meals, 5 times for meal prep, 1 time handling mail, 2 times with the door and 1 I guess for the shower..... soooo 18 times.... jeez that seems a lot.

Let's see.. gets out calculator the amount of times I go to the bathroom x the amount of times i have to eat + the number of times i come into contact with other pple/things = error

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