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god i love ezreal

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Azure · 4mo

HS EzKayn + Rhaast ft. Pineapple on pizza! What would they do? xD

I think all of them like it

ez - likes sweets
kayn & rhaast - likes it bc it's controversial

incidentally I think ez likes dessert pizzas and tapioca pizza too

ezreal · 4mo

quick quick, share an Ezkayn scenario you enjoy

u know the music that kayn composed after being kicked out of his old band that he never published or shared with the world because he didnt think anyone deserved to hear it i want ez to sit w kayn & rhaast and listen through all of it and ramble about it

in general a lot of the appeal of heartsteel ezkayn to me is that they have a lot of mutual respect and shared understanding, shared passion, shared goals and motivations, i love thinking about them just talking about music and feeling seen

ezreal · 4mo

Noxian Ez x Kayn is just Talon if he had adhd instead of autism

ezreal · 4mo

Is it okay to have a crush on you? :')

an unfortunate yet common affliction anon 😔 well theres nothing wrong with having a crush, my usual advice is to enjoy them as a bit of fun until it passes!!

ezreal · 4mo

do u have any good recommendations for where to buy cute ez or ezkayn merch and keychains 🥺

sorry I live in a 30sqm studio so I dont collect much physical merch... sniffle.. i usually rt cute stuff as it pops up, otherwise i just window shop on etsy !!

ezreal · 4mo

that's why i think it's doomed bc they r definitely killing each other in a very homoerotic way

ezreal · 4mo

My thoughts/headcanons about ez being a darkin host but ✨blissfully unaware✨ it's either because

ne'zuk is shy af
he's not shy but cautious and lying in wait, gathering info before he's able to fully take over his human host at once
a secret third more sinister thing
All equally hilarious to me

the idea of him just being shy is so funny to me silly thing has a crush on ezreal

ezreal · 4mo

i have been thinking so much about ezreal in these past couple months its genuinely concerning my wallet is suffering everyday i wake up to check my email to see if any of the fics featuring ezreal i follow updated i make merch for myself bc no one else will do it idk how u have been living like this for so long i feel like im slowly going bald.. thge other day i started fuming cause i thought ez wasnt gonna be in the new tft set and i got mad (he was in it im just stupid) i NEED to be EUTHANIZED

i respect u anon... unfortunately there is only one cure... cooking ur own food

ezreal · 4mo

doomed yaoi kayn x noxian ez

ezreal · 4mo

Darkin host ez sounds rly good but i think him talking to the gauntlet all the time for no reason -> kayn&rhaast giving him the side eye is a lot more funny. Sorry friends hes a little insane and extremely lonely💔

I always thought the darkin gauntlet fantheory is really funny bc it implies either (1) ezreals ego is so large that it instantly vaporised the darkin upon contact or (2) ezreal just never realised a talking gauntlet was especially suspicious

ezreal · 4mo

(hs) kayn and ezreal showering together what do you think

correct! they are leaving the shower filthier than they were when they started

ezreal · 4mo

Do you think Kayn thinks of how lucky he is bec like years ago he's just a fan of Ezreal and now they're fucking?

I think kayn has a mental partition in his head between ez the popstar and ez the guy and he feels very lucky & blessed to be dating ez the guy

ezreal · 4mo

i like noses. ahat do you think of noses 👃

I love kayns nose I've been thinking I need to change my art style to one that can properly appreciate his nose

ezreal · 4mo

favorite time of the day?

ezreal · 4mo

sudo what food do you like!!! and which one you don't like!!!!

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