god i love ezreal

Azure · 5mo

HS EzKayn + Rhaast ft. Pineapple on pizza! What would they do? xD

I think all of them like it

ez - likes sweets
kayn & rhaast - likes it bc it's controversial

incidentally I think ez likes dessert pizzas and tapioca pizza too

sudo · 5mo

ezreal · 5mo

quick quick, share an Ezkayn scenario you enjoy

u know the music that kayn composed after being kicked out of his old band that he never published or shared with the world because he didnt think anyone deserved to hear it i want ez to sit w kayn & rhaast and listen through all of it and ramble about it

in general a lot of the appeal of heartsteel ezkayn to me is that they have a lot of mutual respect and shared understanding, shared passion, shared goals and motivations, i love thinking about them just talking about music and feeling seen

sudo · 5mo

ezreal · 5mo

Noxian Ez x Kayn is just Talon if he had adhd instead of autism

im assuming this is comparing noxian ezkayn with talkayn in which case yes thank u

i think comparing ezkayn vs talkayn is interesting. i do think that ez and kayn are more similar in personality to each other than either is to talon

the main reason i think noxian au ez is a noxian loyalist is because he receives preferential treatment as a mage in noxus. conversely, i think that if he wasn't a mage and was just cannon fodder getting put through a meat grinder like kayn was, he would think noxus is a load of shit and also defect very early on. ez is pretty easy to understand

conversely to ez & kayn, talon is a doggy. imo he has more of a tendency to be deferential to institutional authority & hierarchy as long as its earned his respect (which was what the general did)

incidentally, i think kayn would have had will to defect even if he was raised in noxus as nobility-adjacent hes uncontrollable

sudo · 5mo

ezreal · 5mo

Is it okay to have a crush on you? :')

an unfortunate yet common affliction anon 😔 well theres nothing wrong with having a crush, my usual advice is to enjoy them as a bit of fun until it passes!!

sudo · 5mo

ezreal · 5mo

do u have any good recommendations for where to buy cute ez or ezkayn merch and keychains 🥺

sorry I live in a 30sqm studio so I dont collect much physical merch... sniffle.. i usually rt cute stuff as it pops up, otherwise i just window shop on etsy !!

sudo · 5mo

ezreal · 5mo

that's why i think it's doomed bc they r definitely killing each other in a very homoerotic way

is true noxian ez/kayn sexy mutual murder time yayyy

sudo · 5mo

ezreal · 5mo

My thoughts/headcanons about ez being a darkin host but ✨blissfully unaware✨ it's either because

ne'zuk is shy af
he's not shy but cautious and lying in wait, gathering info before he's able to fully take over his human host at once
a secret third more sinister thing
All equally hilarious to me

the idea of him just being shy is so funny to me silly thing has a crush on ezreal

sudo · 5mo

ezreal · 5mo

i have been thinking so much about ezreal in these past couple months its genuinely concerning my wallet is suffering everyday i wake up to check my email to see if any of the fics featuring ezreal i follow updated i make merch for myself bc no one else will do it idk how u have been living like this for so long i feel like im slowly going bald.. thge other day i started fuming cause i thought ez wasnt gonna be in the new tft set and i got mad (he was in it im just stupid) i NEED to be EUTHANIZED

i respect u anon... unfortunately there is only one cure... cooking ur own food

sudo · 5mo

ezreal · 5mo

doomed yaoi kayn x noxian ez

sorry anon this might be a little hard I think kayn would legitimately hate him DGSHSF

I think ez fundamentally doesn't have strong personal conviction and is the type who just assumes the popular mentality of the people around him. so my noxian au ez drank the noxian war propaganda koolaid & is a noxian loyalist with an inflated ego

worse, he wouldve been drafted and trained as a war mage from a young age and imo would slide right into the noxian "might makes right" rhetoric which kayn hates

worse again, the most likely places for ezkayn to meet in this au are ionia or shurima which raises the really awkward question of what a noxian imperialist is doing out there and how kayn, a direct victim of noxian expansionism would (rightfully) feel about it. i think kayn would actually find him despicable... u can think about them stabbing each other tho

sudo · 5mo

ezreal · 5mo

Darkin host ez sounds rly good but i think him talking to the gauntlet all the time for no reason -> kayn&rhaast giving him the side eye is a lot more funny. Sorry friends hes a little insane and extremely lonely💔

I always thought the darkin gauntlet fantheory is really funny bc it implies either (1) ezreals ego is so large that it instantly vaporised the darkin upon contact or (2) ezreal just never realised a talking gauntlet was especially suspicious