Legally my answer is that I would never eat an egg brethren lest my good friend Tiny Eggy sob 10,000,000 yolk tears and I cannot have that.

However…I think it I were to ever consume a brethren, I would prepare him to be sacrificed into a small dish with butter and cream and placed under a broiler, scrambled ofc bc one cannot bear the sight of runny yellow brethren core ;w; bawls