Assuming that didn't make me fall out of love with them, I'd probably tell them there's no chance I'll be doing any BDSM with them (well, not in those words--I'll tell them I'm not interested in BDSM) but maybe if I thought that could be a deal breaker I'd add that I'm okay with open relationships so if they want to be in a relationship and do BDSM with someone else that's okay.

It means you accelerated a lot or moved into a larger gravity well.

I'm going to get some butter rum petit fours, which I expect to be good.

X Æ A-12

Children aren't designer products.

I never feel like money, unless you count being spent.

morning people.

I'm not sure, but the first thing that comes to mind is when I was a kid in a public bathroom taking a pee at the urinal when this old black guy in the next urinal looks over to mine and says, "You ever had a blew-jew?" I didn't know what he meant, and I told him that and left, but I told my parents and they knew what he meant. He meant have I ever had a blow job. I wonder if he wanted to give me one in that bathroom.

Miserable like all the other ones.

Of course. Use this morality litmus test: whom does it hurt? How does it hurt anyone to listen to Kanye West? Is the fear that somehow his antisemitism will leak out of his music and into your brain? Please. I think the stigma of listening to an artist because they have controversial views borders on being, for lack of a better word, superstitious.

I don't know, years ago. I've said this a bunch of times, but getting drunk doesn't do anything for me. It doesn't change what I think or feel, it just makes me very dizzy, so I don't do it very often. I don't know why I do it a all, I must like the idea of getting drunk. I think what I drank last time was White Russian. And it might have been the time I drank too much and threw it up.

I'd feel much safer on a train. But trains here can only take you to and from certain places. I think you'd have to drive to and from the train anyway. Idk.

Elf

I'm not saying anything, because every time I express or feel gratitude for anything, it soon gets taken away.

0, Christmas isn't on my mind yet. I mean, it kind of is, I've been thinking of whether I'll get to see snow for practically the first time when we go to Michigan, and I've been thinking about buying Christmas presents soon, but the actual Christmas spirit isn't on my mind yet. Maybe it will be when the Christmas music starts and the Christmas lights go up.

Often.