What are some of the funniest euphemisms you know?
"He's long sleeved" for an uncircumcised guy
clambake (as the opposite of a sausage fest)
Dropping the kids off at the pool; bashing the bishop; muff diving.
Turd burglar, back door conquistador
The things that come to my mind are all based in the German language. Sorry.
I think "eating muffins" is a very funny way of saying eating pussy. like, in what universe do they look like muffins