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skk pledging on never having sex at dazai's place bcs chuuya had him screaming bloody murder that not only did the entire dorm hear him, some of them even thought that he was legitimately in danger and.... yeah.
ADA members bursting into his dorm and catching them in the filthiest positions: Chuuys being fucked upsidedown over the bed, Dazai stuffed with so many toys it has to be a health hazard, there’s cum and lube on EVERYTHING, once Dazai was hanging from the ceiling (and not in his usual way)
Kunikida can’t keep doing this…
I need beast Dazai deep in canon Aku’s pussy(or beast lol)
Beastzai would fuck both those brats into submission without breaking a sweat, he’d have canon Aku crawling around like a dog on a leash, rutting his wet pussy against Dazai’s leg while he pounds beast Aku over his desk and whispers in his ear how bad he is at taking his cock and why can’t he be as sweet as his little sister, she was so much better
Skk having a regular date out and someone goes "nice top!" to dazai and hes like "thankss :3 he's a bit short though" and chuuya is so so ready to kill him
what if beast sskk and canon sskk have a foursome 😳
IVE WRITTEN THIS SO MANY TIMES IN MY SERVER YOU DONT EVEN KNOW, in my head both atsushi’s would hate each other on sight and need to fight for dominance before ultimately canon atsushi would pin down beast atsushi all bloody and snarling and mount his insane bitchass, while beast aku is fingering himself watching and canon aku is acting like he’s above it all but still rubbing his thighs together because he’s so turned on
Eventually once the tigers are done and beast atsushi is leaking cum and half feral, they all gang up on canon aku because he needs to be put in his place and well it only gets bloodier from there
Chuuya and Aku need to rub pussies
THEY SURE AF DO, Chuuya would praise Aku so well, calling him a good boy while he grinds in his lap, while his nail dig into Aku’s thighs until they both cum but refuse to stop, letting the oversensitivity send them into orgasm after orgasm, then after they’re through Chuuya would run they both a bath and wash Aku’s hair and body so gently, and after their bath in turn Aku would braid Chuuya’s hair (like he learned to do for Gin) nuzzling his neck like a kitten all sleepy and warm…sorry this got soft lmao
I just need canon Aku and beast Aku to bump coochies man
// Tentacle on tentacle action, oviposition (? That’s what is called?) but it’s marine creatures so it isn’t as weird as it usually is :(
Cecalia Chuuya (basically an octopus mermaid/merman whatever) and mermaid Dazai… Chuuya fucking Dazai with his tentacles when he’s supposedly eating him after his comrades caught him with a mermaid all tangled on his tentacles which he only replied with that he’s his food for the day…
Him shutting Dazai up with his tentacles as well because the mermaid is awfully loud and whiny, they’ll keep going until Dazai is certainly filled up with the Cecalia’s eggs even if the mermaid wouldn’t be actually be able to bear them properly bc of the difference of species … AAAH 😵💫
Dazai crying and moaning as all his holes are stuffed, his belly big and round it so full but he can’t stop grinding down on the tentacles pumping in and out of him, cumming over and over while Chuuya praises him for being such a good little mate, that he’s glad he didn’t eat him because this is so much better and look how pretty he is all full to bursting with Chuuya’s eggs
And then after Chuuya has had enough, he helps Dazai push them out, watching him squirt around each one because the feeling is too much for his spent oversensitive body and despite how the stretch burns it also feels so so good
dazai on his period and vampire chuuya. you do the math
Beast au where Chuuya gets pregnant after one of beastskk’s intense unprotected office fucks and not having time to tell Dazai before he khs, and then loosing the baby once the government finds him and takes him prisoner
I just imagine Chuuya sitting at Dazai’s desk with the PM boss’ red scarf laid out in front of him and his first and only ultrasound picture he had gotten after he realized what was growing inside him and before it was too late. Chuuya swearing he would find that damned book and burn it…or maybe bring back what’s his, what he EARNED after all this hell in this fake world. Him staring at the ink stained along the scarfs edges, at the ink printed across photo paper showing his baby he never even got to hold once…
He thinks of how if Yokohama could bleed it would as black as Dazai claims the Port Mafia turned his blood. He thinks he might like to see it drained dry and his hands painted with its darkness. After all what does he have left to live for? What the point if everything can be taken away with spilled ink and words on a page?
And finally he thinks maybe he understands Dazai a lot better now. Maybe he was on to something with chasing death and letting it greet him with an offered hand.
Beast omegazai and alpha chuu who is crying bc he’s a useless mutt https://x.com/akisgunsdeleted/status/1802006757834682709?s=46&t=hbSzKK6bKZUabmyJx1nkEg
Dazai forcing Chuuya to knot him over and over until he physically can’t, still cumming but each orgasm is wrung from Chuuya’s body like he’s wearing an electric shock collar, and THEN Dazai tell him how useless he is, saying what’s the point of an alpha who can’t even satisfy an omega, who can’t even properly breed one while Chuuya sobs, choking on his tears that he can try again that he can be better he just needs a rest, but by that point Dazai has already straddled his face and is rutting against Chuuya’s mouth, forcing him to eat his own cum out his pussy, telling Chuuya that THAT is all he’s good for now, just slobbering and whining like a filthy mutt
I just need Aku cuddling with his newborn baby😭🥹
OMG YES he would be so amazed that his broken and beaten and sickly body that has done nothing but destroy was able to create something so pure and precious, he would hold them so gentle and never want to put them down, Atsushi would have to beg for his turn, which Akutagawa would reluctantly allow and then realize that that’s how, because Atsushi is so good of course he would infect Akutagawa with his light, forcing it to refract and create the most beautiful reflection of them both, only their best parts
// UNDERAGE
Prince Dazai pulling the "Why'd you pull out, do you hate me :((???" to one of his knights (preferably Chuuya, who's most definitely older than him), knowing damn well it's because he's still fifteen and his life would be dammed if he gets knocked up with one of his knight kid, he still decides to be a brat and whine about it thought (perhaps Chuuya will finally give it to him out of pure spite)
Dazai getting on Chuuya’s nerves enough that he loses it and bends him over, filling him until cum is leaking down Dazai’s thighs
jokes on Chuuya because after he give in once Dazai is even more insufferable and when he wants it again he just tells Chuuya how hot his cum felt inside his pussy, how his belly was so stuffed he already felt like he was pregnant
in the end they have to run away together because Dazai is most definitely pregnant and will be many more times
Haven’t read twittering bird but read the summary and character profiles and anon & you onto something bc thought of beastzai when reading Yashiro’s character summary. I can see both chuu and oda as Chikara actually. Dazai would definitely get fucked in front of chuu to get a rise out of him. Using his position as the boss!!! I need this AU so bad
think about unconventional abo couple skk at first starting with omega chuu and alphazai but then due to the way they like to fuck it turns into alpha chuuya and omegazai, first with chuuya getting studded and turning into an alpha (idk how!! but it happens!) and then due to that happening, dazai gets bitched and turns into an omega
since it’s Father’s Day.
Chuuya who got a Father’s Day card from dazai’s little girl (he had her from oda) and he’s so happy and spoils her rotten. What dazai doesn’t have the heart to tell him that she gave a Father’s Day card to everyone who give her gifts (fukuzawa, kunikida, ranpo and even yosano)
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