I think me and the arrogant brodude might actually hit it off

I'll enjoy my dinner and then I'll get into a level-headed discussion outside.

Probably the judgemental snob, we have the most in common LOL

..most time spent with my glass of wine and a fierce plan inside my head to get them going at each other.

The criminal.

It's obviously the dudebro, just stay shot for shot with him until you die

bitch this sounds like a departmental faculty meeting where I work

They'd all be the same guy in my scenario. Trumptards have a penchant for pedophilia, just like their cult leader.