Say something, you blasted asparagus!
Hollandaise sauce!
Something... By the way, I'm a donut
Que?
Something Shmomphthing. I want a solution!
I'm more like a cumm, Quatπ
As an asparagus, I lack the vocal cords necessary for speech, I am sorry, I will just be over here making your pee smell funny
NOBODY calls me Asparagus!@!!@!
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Kiss me with your brussel sprouts π§ but hold the garlic.