“I’d buy that haemorrhoid cream if your face was on the box.”

You dance like a stripper?
You’re smarter than you look?
It’s a toss up.

Handsome for a black man - a girlfriend's mom one time

“You have a great face for make up” Which when it was said didn’t feel like a compliment, but everyone started agreeing 🤷🏻‍♀️

You would make a great husband, but I don't want to date you just yet... still irks me.

"You have a really pretty girlfriend." - Meaning 1st:I do not deserve her, 2nd:Im an ugly bitch in comparison, 3rd: I only would fuck her, not you!