Well first thing is make sure the targeted person does not drink that drink. Then you take that drink and force feed it to the person who did it 😊
The newest Evan Peters one? I just finished it yesterday. It was in poor taste. They basically tried to humanise Dahmer, which is absolutely disgusting for the families of the victims. Also so many (mainly white women) have boasted about it not creeping them out or making them scared or horrified. I don’t understand why people flex that kinda stuff, what he did was barbaric.
Cigarettes and cats, that’s what my grandmas aroma was. Nowadays a lot of older people have that mothball smell, especially around this time of year.
Are you brave (or daft) enough to take on a burglar? https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/local-news/hull-90-year-old-former-7669151
In my own house? Absolutely. Anywhere else, nope.
I will use any toilet, but I do check whether it looks clean enough to actually sit on, or whether I’m gonna need to levitate over it.
“You have a great face for make up” Which when it was said didn’t feel like a compliment, but everyone started agreeing 🤷🏻♀️
Panic mode gets activated. I scan them to try and get clues and then, if that fails, start planning my escape route.
Way too easy. I used to be able to keep the feelings hidden but not anymore 🤷🏻♀️
Listen, I’m able to embarrass myself in an empty room. There’s no hope for me with a large gathering of people.
I’m a very patient person, so if I’ve got to that point, just run. There’s no saving anybody.
Always too many. Less is more 😌 unless we’re talking about food, then more is more
No, because at least I have a home to pay utility bills for and shopping to buy.
Last Saturday I bought a sandwich at a train station, it was purely to soak up the gallons of alcohol I had consumed. It was vile and It did not help.
The ones I make myself, also Burger King because they have that smoky thing going on that’s like a drug for me
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