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Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 2y

Random thought: What if puffballs had weird little scrubby tongues for grooming and eating purposes?

Frenching a borb would be like making out with a piece of fine-grit sandpaper.

I imagine borb diets consist of a lot of natural sugars found in fruits, and with all the crazy creechurs in Dreamland there are probably a lot of those funky exotic fruits. Maybe if a fruit has a bristly surface that is unpleasant for most species borbs and others can just l i c k the surface clean.

I mean, big cat tongues are actually meant to help scrape the fur and skin off of meat -- why not a similar adaptation for the more herbivorous side? XD

I like the idea, but I prefer them having regular tongues. I don't want my tongue to get hurt

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