Ask me questions about Morpho and borbs! Maybe share a headcannon for two?

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 2y

Random thought: What if puffballs had weird little scrubby tongues for grooming and eating purposes?

Frenching a borb would be like making out with a piece of fine-grit sandpaper.

it would still be worth it

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 2y

What opening a door to a dark room full of borbs looks like: https://youtu.be/hnI-1VQUYno

an average day on dreamland. Oh I wish that was me rn

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 2 answers · 2y

Okay but what if MK had suckers on his wings instead of claws???? https://twitter.com/littleleapers_/status/1588278632576753664?s=46&t=2LOPoAekjGuOhDuT5bVhfg

he’d look less cool lol

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 2 answers · 2y

Idea: Puffballs are simultaneously territorial and sociable, which sometimes leads to barrier aggression 😆

https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1589316007398879233?s=46&t=PAtTeFRvEWISNaX7NVORoQ

Meta and Galacta when they actually fight

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 2y

Since a lot of puffballs have wings, I think it would make sense if they had the tendency to groom and preen each other. Helps reinforce bonds, AND keeps the wings in working order…

That said, sit close enough for long enough to a borb, and they’ll start doing the same to you, whether you have wings or not 😆 They’ll rub their cheek glands with their hands, and start finger-combing your hair, working it in like a hairdresser adding gel… you’re hair will be nice and weatherproof WHEEZE

Borb internal instincts lmao. Yeah borbs tend to do that when they are board or have nothing better to do. I dont think borbs need to do it all the time since they already very good at taking care of their wings. unless ur dmk of course

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Anonymous Coward · 2y

How do you think morpho would handle a sudden erection at a bad time? Would he just go into butterfly form and grind against a leaf or something?

Morpho would either teleport away to a private area and do his thing there or turn into a butterfly and find a mate. Being a butterfly is a more safer and no one really bats an eye watching butterflies mate but…jerking off is more satisfying but more risky.

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Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 2 answers · 2y

THERE’S A SEQUAL https://twitter.com/catchaloststar/status/1522384858030387200?s=21&t=geSQEF0j9NX4ldUd7xmkrw

Like mother like child. They must scream

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OG · 2y

mmmmCOREMATA. Does Morpho have the nightmare moth butt appendages? https://tinyurl.com/bdzbxhre that there's a moth that is using its horny fuzz tentacles to waft some pheromones yer way

I don’t think so I feel like it would be a bit much and they honestly freak me out lol. if Morpho has a tail maybe

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OG · 2y

Does Morpho have little grim reaper catterpillar borblets? 🐛

perhaps 🤔 I think they would be smaller then kirby and just as hungry as kirby. They also probably squeak a lot. ohhhh imagine these little caterpillar orbs get their first soul >v<

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Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 2 answers · 2y

Lil bb pufflet vibes. Head empty, no thoughts, only drink the milk and sleep .-.
https://hotvampireadjacent.tumblr.com/post/696707253464645632

eepy only know drink and snorrr mimimimi snnorrr mimimimi

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Anonymous Coward · 2y

Okay so if Morpho is grim reaper then wtf do his eggs hatch into and why because the answer might be terrifying 😦

Haha funny you said that! There’s actually lore about there being more reapers or Morphos in kirby lol

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Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 2y

Did anybody else get a long-ass anon message in Japanese?? I can’t read Japanese yet so idk what it even says .-.

I have a friend who knows Japanese and translated it, turns out it’s song lyrics.

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Anonymous Coward · 2y

Do you think Morpho has a breeding cycle?

Yes!! I do! In fact I think most butterflies/moth borb have breeding cycles, for Morpho it starts around mid spring to early summer. Obviously Morpho during these times becomes very needy, wanting to masturbate all the time, sometimes their own hands or toys isn’t enough and he wants a mate to fuck. Let’s use Magnolia for example. Sometimes Morpho would fuck her everyday until his mating season is gone, sometimes he fucks her multiple times a day. Morpho is able to produces more eggs now and have bigger loads, his knot becomes bigger and he plugs his mates more often so they could have fertilized eggs.

Also fun fact butterfly/moth borbs go to this special place for mating that only they know. But maybe when I get an ask about it I’ll answer that

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Anonymous Coward · 2y

I can totally imagine the mating plug thing where morpho has sex with somebody and then they just walk around with pride as the plugs intheir ass.

Who wouldn’t be prideful about fucking Morpho. I wonder if people can see this plug or not 🤔 I’m assuming you can’t see it because it’s inside the person but the person who has it can definitely feel it.

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Anonymous Coward · 2y

...But what if Morpho Knight was jacking off, and now his hand is glued to his dick because of the mating plug substance? WHAT IF SOMEBODY WALKS IN ON HIM WHILE HIS HAND IS GLUED TO HIS DICK? 😱

That would be pretty hot to see him in this situation, lets hope that person who walled in on him could help him remove the glued hand. Another reason why Morpho doesn’t like to masturbate on his own.