Ha ha! Your humor is to be admired, but i don't drink coffee, i think the taste is aweful.

A tenner? Wow was there a discount that day? 😂 nah really coffee is pretty much the last thing I would get at SB, the tea is where it's at

I like it. A fun rainy day activity for the kids.

If they get bored then just switch it up by playing working at Starbucks from home: do "a Starbucks at home" 900 times, except you don't get to drink coffee, and instead get to invite strangers in to berate you and make a mess, clean up after them, and keep $5 of the tenner

But I like my blonde espresso latte w sugar free vanilla syrup. 😔

I never buy takeaway coffee from any of those places because it's not very good. If I do go to any of the chains I'll sit in because it's more about the sitting eating cake experience than the coffee experience. (I don't know the last time I was in a Starbucks. It's been years.)

Disagree. DIY Starbucks at home: get Starbucks coffee and brew it yourself.

This feels like a ritual, what happens next?