You can do the dishes

Find my little red bag with my tweezers, scissors, nail clippers etc. I’ve searched everywhere for it!

Head massage please!

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can you teach me ice fishing? I want to move to Nunavut and live off whale blubber or whatever for whatever life I have left

Give $5 to the next homeless person you see

I need a ride to the nearest Walmart. Just watch out for tailgaters...