Yes, I still every couple of months will have the best naps in my parents' bed

No, never. That wasn't a thing in my family.

when i was 11 embarrassing

Yeah, but I didn't have a single bed for myself until I was 9, so it wasn't my choice.

I stopped hopping into my parents bed at about six or so.

No. My mother had us trained very well. I didn’t even think that was a possibility

oh god if I had tried that I would have woke up in the back yard