A resident of Babylon Garden with my little brother/pet Luther. Currently an air traffic controller but I also moonlight as the ambassador of human-pet equality of ECP. Used to be, anyway.
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Vitor Henrique · 1y
hello it's me again so here is the same song but in a different melody progression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xwmfvMoPg what do you think of this version?
Vitor Henrique · 1y
hello it's Vitor here so since you guys are chinese what do you think of this theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4FVKSHjg-0
Don and Howard · 1y
Don: "Woah! An actual precursor here!"
Howard: "We have limited characters."
Don: "Ok, so what does your typical daily routine look like as a human? I'm curious how it compares to ours! I'm told we Anthropomorphs are very similar to humans, but since you guys are kind of extinct..."
Howard: "Spoiler alert. Sorry about that."
Don: "Uh... right... Sorry. Anyway, we don't have too many humans around to compare ourselves to, so it's kind hard to tell how close we are."
Well, thanks for distinguishing what little faith I have left for humanity/shot
Anyway, daily routine. I’d say my daily routine is rather boring since most of the time it just involves me waking up, head to work, and back to sleep. Plus a bit of gaming here and there during the day. I’m not much of a workout person but you can add that to some’s daily routine. I’ve got no tails to maintain, no furs to brush, no teeth to grind, so that’s tons of time saved for other stuff unlike my little brother and sisters.
Wildfire · 1y
Your bio says you're the ambassador for the ECP. I'm something of an unofficial ambassador for Kaiju, since I'm one of the few both in public office and capable of taking a half-form. What do your duties as ambassador for the ECP entail, and... also, what is the ECP?
The ECP is the shorthand for “Equal Chance Program” which advocates equality between human and animals. As for my job as ambassador… we’ll, it’s not THAT kind of ambassador as in between states and stuff, it’s more of a… mascot for the advocacy since my little brother Luther and I have been living together exactly the way ECP has envisioned so they hired us to “demonstrate” it.
Wildfire · 1y
Hey! So I'm new here and I saw you were an air traffic controller, and I was wondering what is the strangest thing you've seen coming into your airspace?
I imagine a large flying reptile like myself entering the area would cause something of a stir!
Pedestrian · 1y
Hey, Max, name’s Vex. Just wanted to ask if you’ve ever pretended the airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 😉
Eira Steele · 1y
Something of a follow up to my last question: From what you have heard of the Beacon and what's on it, what would you consider top of your list of things to try, see, or do while you are on board? What kinds of things would you hope to encounter there?
I wouldn’t say I have a top priority since being on board is an unique experience on its own. But if there is one thing specifically to get to is definitely Champion related. Interacting with some Champions and let my Eighth Grade Syndrome gets the best of me to try out some armors and weapons, stuff like that. Just imagine me with a pistol on one hand and a light saber on the other. That’d be really cool.
Hawk Redsky & Mordecai Tal'Set · 1y
If my ship, the Dychra Phoenix, were to show up and ask for clearance to land, how'd you go about doing it (I am unfamiliar with Earth, so I'm curious to see if it's similar to other planets)?
Eira Steele · 1y
If I were to show up in orbit, what would you or your siblings think about the idea of taking a shuttle up and visiting the Beacon yourselves? Seeing the sights, meeting people from species from all across the galaxy, meeting superheroes, all that?
Vitor Henrique · 1y
i see so how does your relationship with your siblings go then? is it good is it bad?
Vitor Henrique · 1y
hi it's Mimi here so how does the dynamic of your pets go?
Pedestrian · 1y
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IT'S THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW!!!!
AUAUAUAUUAGHGHUAAUUAUAUAUUAUAUUUUAUAUAUAUUUAUWWAUUEUAUEUEUEU(crashing.sfx)EEAAAAAAAEAGEEEAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH(glass breaking.sfx) AAAAGEAAAAGGGGGHGHHHHH (crashing.sfx) (punch.sfx 4 times) AEUUUUAUAAAAAGGGGHGAUAUAUUUUAAAAAGGGHH (chainsaw.sfx) AAAAEUUUAUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUAAAAAAGGGGAAAGAAAAAAAHHHH(explosion.sfx)AAAAAEUAAAAAAERUASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHAGH. (heavy breathing.sfx as furnitre comes back into place.sfx)
Eira Steele · 1y
Hello, it's me again. If I can be a bit informal for a second, how many heads would explode among your peers and supervisors if I showed up in orbit in a five mile long Torchbearer class megatransport?
To make things easier, if I did show up, I would reach out respond to communication requests. Cargo would be food, medicine, and worker androids. Any idea what response I might expect?
Frankly, none. It may come as a surprise for you but a typical airport on Earth only controls the airspace of about 20 to 50 miles of radius at most depending on the size of the airport. If you show up with that in our orbit most likely the news wouldn’t come to us before several heads of the federal government explodes first.
And yes, it will freak a LOT of people out (which thankfully I won’t be one of them if I know it’s you), thinking it’s Independence Day or some shenanigans. I don’t know what those I voted for would do, but if you were to be allowed to land it’s gonna be literally the middle of nowhere because trust me, no airport on Earth can fit that thing, even Denver.
Pedestrian · 1y
You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around and your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...
Shia LaBeouf.
What do you do?
Pedestrian · 1y
Is there much air traffic over Babylon Gardens? Or is your job mostly just sitting there waiting for a plane to fly over every few hours?