my girl who isn't really my girl but that's my girl

I'm not sure if this is merely a business idea rather than an existing offer, but since you can sell a slimeball to the electorate I fear that will work too.

I would hate the idea, but if someone tricked me and told me after I ate it I would probably be like, 'don't care, had nachos'

anyway the celebrity thing means nothing to me... I think I would rather not know who it came from

I don't think I'm creepy enough for that. =P

Gross.. I'd rather sit in a closet and read quietly under candle light.. Provided that candle were Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle.