Coma. It will be a nice nap.

Jail. I don't want to be in a coma because longterm care in the US is horrifying, and no one I love can afford it anyway.

coma, consciousness is overrated

Education is free in jail bro lemme get that

Best case scenario I'd escape the jail or lead a revolt, but that's dangerous so I choose coma.

coma

jail please.

The coma. I wouldn't do well in jail. Jail is a horrible place, at least in the US prison system, and it would be especially horrible for me, because I don't know how to stand up for myself.