@Wasserpistole
Wasserpistole · 7 answers · 3y

The grim reaper is in a good mood and he asks you "Are you ready?" What do you answer him?

"This is a bit awkward, but I was kind of hoping you would be like Death from Neil Gaiman's 'The Sandman'..."

@oceanmachine
Ｏｃｅａｎ Ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ · 3y

I been packed for like 5 years let's bounce BB

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 3y

No, can I speak to your superior for a moment?

@4001
#4001 · 3y

Lol lmfao no you dumb bitch it's not like that's what I've been SAYING for 20 years ! oh what, now my opinion matters ?? ugh I can't believe we dated

@precariousteats
nefarious yeets · 3y

meh

@kelcey
kelcey · 3y

For what? What The Rock is cookin’?

@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 3y

Yes

@DUST
Merida · 3y

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