No.

oh yea, i played amiga with a joystick when i was like 4 years old

Yes but there wasn't much joy involved

Yes my husband’s :)

Do you remember those plug and play game consoles that had A/V cables running directly from them to the tv? They had like a handful of games on them. I had two of those and both had a joystick plus one or two buttons.

you mean like a game , or My dick? Cause i broke both of them once for playing to hard:)

I owned one once, for a plane simulator game, I accidentally broke it.

Yes, still am.