Maybe I would pass out and have fifty extrasystole and 2 identity crisis but then I would be thinking how to invest them and all the things that I could do

I'm American, I don't know how much that is

YES! YES! YES! Daniel Bryan style

warming up for the bitches

Confusion. How? Why? Am I dreaming?

Someone please put it somewhere safe for me. And if the hacker on my hotmail is anywhere here at present, please fuck off and buy your apple purchases via someone rich. Im struggling as it is.

Um, given my run of luck I would have a heart attack and die, then without heirs the money would end up taken by the state or some shit

why not 600.000.000€? :((

"Is this a hidden camera prank?" or " Where is the camera?"

Confusion as to why I won such a thing, and why its in a foreign currency.

It's a scam.

relief; happiness

Annoyance that it is in a foreign currency.

I'd get such a headrush that I'd pass out on the spot.

most likely "wtf?!"