That's like saying I'm totally useless.

Its a national past time here.

I don’t love it, but I don’t mind.

Not really

Nope. However, I usually resort to it whenever I'm on the phone with my mom. The conversation usually goes like this:

• My mom: "You haven't said anything in like the last 5 minutes. Tell me what's going on with your life?"
• Me: "Um, so how's the weather over there?"

Yes.

I’m British, it’s in our DNA.

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not generally, but if there's some shit going down it might be interesting

No, it's such a mundane thing, it's sad that it's what so many people like to focus on in conversation.