I'd be like "wow who taught you how to twerk? Stop embarrassing yourself" and then I'd show them the proper technique

Calmly: Oh... ok... Can I help you with something?

Nothing much, business as usual. Just another day of being the don corleone of being a based nonItalian biological woman

Drop some bands on their ass and encourage them to keep going!

I score them on the 1-10 scale, making the booty clap is critical

O.O

Throw a crinkled dollar at them and say "it's more than you deserve"

Spank em

Ah well, if it makes them happy...

If it was a beautiful woman I would enjoy it. If it was a man, I would just fake a smile and go away.