occasionally I get crushes on celebrities like singers, but they're short-lived. Like Norah Jones was one.

YEA my gf

i am actively dating someone so yes? i think thats how it works idk!!!!!

omg dare

YES ITS SO BAD

My classmate 🥲

My boyfriend

yes my beautiful boyfriend

I mean, there are so many attractive and interesting women but I really can't be bothered anymore

If I did, I probably wouldn't tell you.

In any case, I don't have the same degree or kind of romantic feelings that most people do, so I'm unsure what would count as a crush.