elke with a knife

caffeine

do headaches count? they're really more of damage over time, but we often get long, dull, hours-or-days-long headaches that we've kind of just learned to ignore

those feel like they're doing like 1hp of damage every minute or something

when our cat decides to knead our legs with his claws that need to be trimmed while we're wearing shorts - that deals 1hp of damage

Not having potato chip

:neocat_heart: react

the elke bite

biting on a peppercorn when eating something like aglio e olio

I should maybe go see a doctor

Tasting a 'stringy bit' from a banana.

people walking slightly slower than me so i have to walk at turbo pace in order to overtake them

now people walking way too fucking slow and taking up the entire lane. that's a whole 100 hp of damage

random acts of unkindness from my cat

the hot ground from my school’s football field when i play in my socks