Everything! I just had both big toenails removed and have to lie down for a couple of days. Put the kettle on.

You're my assistant's assistant, whatever she says - but if she asks you anything about any MTV reality show like Road Rules or the Challenge or whatever, just nod and smile and back away without offering an opinion, it's for the best

you listen to me explaining how microchips are made

You’re assisting students. Helping me to run small groups. You’re in charge of the math groups. :)

1. Cleaning my room
2. Figuring out what that putrid smell is coming from that I just started noticing this morning
3. Cleaning that, too

I hope you're okay with piss, shit, and blood

Learn the ticket system and operate it.

No thanks