Post-Sadboi Funk. Not my birthday but sounds appropriately shitty.

Heavy Witch Noise, but I'll go with "Dick" as my first name (even though I hate that nickname for my name), and that makes it Heavy Witch House, which I like because there's a Witch House song I really like, Salem - Redlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weDQIkGhEkY

Ambient Weed Fussion Metal

They call themselves "Les Miserables" literally translated: The Miserables. And , well, they are.

Harsh Garage Wave

industrial witch noise

Melodic X House (I don't want people to know the exact date)

80s covers