feel free to ask about my ocs, Meta Knight, King Dedede or whatever it'll be fine :3
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sneaky boos · 6mo
Have you ever thought about doing commissions with people's Kirby OC's? Because I'm pretty sure some would stuff made by you.
Oh I already have taken commissions for Kirby oc's before, not even just strictly Kirby ocs either!
Currently my comms are closed at the moment, but I do plan on opening them again at some point when I'm ready again! Though I must warn you I do tend to take a while cause of my dumb perfectionist tendencies so, I only ask for your patience ; v;
Sorry for taking a bit to respond!
MetaFan · 7mo
Mmmmm meta knight wore the curse cow bell mmm cockus Ballus udderus bloat upus
This orb is just a magnet for cursed objects isn't he?
Just an ordinary cow bell laying alone and unattended. And yet.. he feels strangely compelled to wear it, surely nothing will happen right?
Oh how wrong meta is 😇💔 At first he just feels a bit odd then he's starting to feel his cock and starting to come out at an alarming rate, he's immediately in a panic and is quick to try and find somewhere to hide. He does happened to find a pretty empty barn not to far and quickly makes a mad dash for it; hidden away from any prying eyes.
Once he gets there it feels like he's gotten heavier than before and when he finally noticed a new addition on himself, an udder a very bloated one at that. It's quite a sight along with his now cock and balls fully out on display, he's completely in shock and oddly aroused by it. You'd think taking the bell off would stop it but, it's not that easy 😏 It seems the only option here is to relieve himself manually but, luckily for him he's in a barn atm with the right equipment to take care of that heavy bloated udder of his.. safe to say he's gonna be there awhile 😇💦
MetaFan · 7mo
Imagine you are heading out and you see a macro meta jacking off (my creativity is a myth)
Hhhhehe I'm certainly imagining it~
It is.. certainly a sight to say the least 😳
You've just gotten ready to head out for the day, probably off to run various errands and such. Just as you're barely a few feet away from your home.. You get a glimpse of marco meta knight just behind the various high mountains! However, he seems to be focused on something and is desperately trying to keep himself quiet.
Of course you go towards him as it's always pleasant to see him at any time, plus the high curiosity getting the best of you just to see what he's up to and- oh my that is one MASSIVE cock and he's jerking off too!!😳
The sight of such a magnificent cock is certainly eye catching but, combined with him stroking it.. getting progressively faster with his strokes, more moans slipping out and panting like crazy; it definitely has your full attention lol. Whatever you had planned for today suddenly doesn't matter as you're just so fixated on him jacking it something fierce that you're so content with just sitting there, watching him in awe and definitely so incredibly turned on by this. Meta was trying not to draw too much attention to himself in the beginning; it's not very knightly afterall! But he's just so lost in the sauce at this point that he doesn't even notice that he's attracted quite the captive audience or maybe he does know and is secretly enjoying being watched like this <33
What seemed like a normal uneventful day at first has made a complete 180 and you couldn't be happier with this change of plans! Now you just sit back and relax, watching him getting closer and closer.. waiting for the inevitable huge eruption of cum and hoping to get a few free samples if you will 😏
(Hope you enjoyed it, I tried bdhdbfhdf xD)
sneaky boos · 11mo
What do you think about cats?
I think they're the absolute worst creatures and are forever my eternal punishment 💔
/J nah I'm just kidding I love cats! I've had them my whole life and I don't think I'll ever stop having them in my life. Currently I have my only male cat ever, Sebastian. He's the most vocal cat I've had and possibly the dumbest cat too lol but I love him all the same 💙
A little fact about him is he's a Polydactyl cat, meaning he's got an extra digit on both of his front paws!
(I'm feeling a bit down so, figured why not answer a generated question or two lol)
Ooooh there there's so many blorbos to give gifts to!! But, I'll just focus on my top man..
For mk probably something practical like some comfy bat themed slippers, the softest rope I could possibly find and ~lots of head~ a super comfortable bed fit just for him! Pretty much anything he could get good use out of 💙
or something tasty for him to enjoy! I don't think I'm the best cook in the world but, I do enjoy baking quite a bit! Probably would bake him an assortment of cookies especially my favorites sugar, cherry and snickerdoodles!
PK · 3 answers · 1y
OK SO i know most people tend to just see meta knight as a collective entity, but i really love when i notice people having certain biases to specific depictions of him lol. and so i ask: what's everyone's favourite version of meta knight, and why? (u all probably know mine is smash shhh)
Hmmm well I do love them all although I'm not too familiar with how he is in the novels ; v;
probably game meta is my favorite one! Amazing mirror was my introduction/first Kirby game and it was all downhill from there gdhdsh It's just so awesome to see how much he's changed from being one of DDD's underlings to the cool, heroic, and chivalrous knight we have today and I always get so giddy seeing him <3 also seeing his colors from the gba/ds era makes me very nostalgic lol
(Pk's favorite is smash??? Never saw that one coming :3c )
MetaFan · 1y
If Macro Meta wanted to eat you would you be scared or aroused?
MetaFan · 1y
Do you intend on drawing more macro Meta Knight?
Hmm.. HMMMMMMMM
yeah probably xD
Marco has always been something that's been in the back of my mind for years and I was never sure if I'd like it or not ..which clearly the answer is obviously now dzngbdgz so yeah, probably will if I can make enough room for him cause he is massive after all <3
sneaky boos · 1y
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH! JUNE FIRST BABY! What are your sexuality headcanons for Kirby? What are some of your headcanons for their identities?
Finally my time to THRIVE has come😈
And honestly I'm cool with any sexuality for any Kirby characters, I don't really have any set headcanons aside from Meta knight being the biggest disasterous bi boy that has blessed us with his presence (:
of course in my mind everyone is bi but, that's just how it usually goes in my head xD
sneaky boos · 1y
Have you ever thought of doing commissions as of yet?
Oh absolutely! Technically I have taken commissions before just not for nsfw and it's my prices aren't open to the public yet. I do want to in the future! Although I do take a while when it comes to art at times cause of my damn perfectionist tendencies 💀
I'll definitely consider opening commissions at some point!!