This orb is just a magnet for cursed objects isn't he?

Just an ordinary cow bell laying alone and unattended. And yet.. he feels strangely compelled to wear it, surely nothing will happen right?

Oh how wrong meta is 😇💔 At first he just feels a bit odd then he's starting to feel his cock and starting to come out at an alarming rate, he's immediately in a panic and is quick to try and find somewhere to hide. He does happened to find a pretty empty barn not to far and quickly makes a mad dash for it; hidden away from any prying eyes.

Once he gets there it feels like he's gotten heavier than before and when he finally noticed a new addition on himself, an udder a very bloated one at that. It's quite a sight along with his now cock and balls fully out on display, he's completely in shock and oddly aroused by it. You'd think taking the bell off would stop it but, it's not that easy 😏 It seems the only option here is to relieve himself manually but, luckily for him he's in a barn atm with the right equipment to take care of that heavy bloated udder of his.. safe to say he's gonna be there awhile 😇💦

Hhhhehe I'm certainly imagining it~

It is.. certainly a sight to say the least 😳
You've just gotten ready to head out for the day, probably off to run various errands and such. Just as you're barely a few feet away from your home.. You get a glimpse of marco meta knight just behind the various high mountains! However, he seems to be focused on something and is desperately trying to keep himself quiet.

Of course you go towards him as it's always pleasant to see him at any time, plus the high curiosity getting the best of you just to see what he's up to and- oh my that is one MASSIVE cock and he's jerking off too!!😳
The sight of such a magnificent cock is certainly eye catching but, combined with him stroking it.. getting progressively faster with his strokes, more moans slipping out and panting like crazy; it definitely has your full attention lol. Whatever you had planned for today suddenly doesn't matter as you're just so fixated on him jacking it something fierce that you're so content with just sitting there, watching him in awe and definitely so incredibly turned on by this. Meta was trying not to draw too much attention to himself in the beginning; it's not very knightly afterall! But he's just so lost in the sauce at this point that he doesn't even notice that he's attracted quite the captive audience or maybe he does know and is secretly enjoying being watched like this <33

What seemed like a normal uneventful day at first has made a complete 180 and you couldn't be happier with this change of plans! Now you just sit back and relax, watching him getting closer and closer.. waiting for the inevitable huge eruption of cum and hoping to get a few free samples if you will 😏

(Hope you enjoyed it, I tried bdhdbfhdf xD)