If that happens, I'm 100% done.

Growing up I/we might have used one basket for both. But I only use a basket for dirty laundry. I just fold them up and put them away, right when it's done.

I'm not so sure about the tongue, but the bottom inner part of my lip can be bit by accident every once in a while from chewing my gum too fast.

I celebrated you turning 47! Happy birthday.

I really doubt it. Most people probably think they're good willed (enough).

If you don't think you're evil, you probably aren't. I'm a little over the top, aren't I.

If on a rare occasion I'd indulge in straight up junk food, I wouldn't waste it on poor man's chocolate types of stuff, such as tootsie rolls and ho ho's.

Until there is at least an actual cure for aging, one that can turn back the clock and not just halt it, the answer is absolutely not.
Maybe people just mean it in a way that has to do with an attitude they take on, if they say that. But genetics will always have the upper hand.

What's a town you like to visit? Consider one off the beaten path for a chance. For example, if you like Vegas you could try Reno if you haven't been there.
I know your question doesn't necessarily indicate travel but you could check out skyscanner.com to see what are the cheapest places to fly to from where you are.

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Ethan Suplee. Have you seen American History X? You should see that fat guy now..

I saw that screenshot of someone saying it was a real question on a job interview. They might as well ask questions like these, to try and see what you're like from a different angle.

Celebrities are gods, supposedly. The ones of some of the highest powers, like she and Bill Gates, for example, attract a lot of ire with all kinds of decisions they make ("They're not using their powers wisely!", I bet)

Accidentally putting the wrong spice in it. One time I happened to put cumin in oatmeal when I meant to use pumpkin pie spice.

It's all about equally good in my mind. I'm kind of a gum addict. Thankfully I only choose sugar free gums so that the habit is probably OK enough.
I might have a very slight preference for bubble gum flavors.

I normally find it too exhausting to consider all of the moral judgments made by companies, entertainers, etc if they have otherwise served me well.